The Worst Airports

1. Bombay, India
   Why? Dirty, smelly, before check-in seats are uncomfortable (you fare better once you’re past security), mosquitoes (make sure your malaria prescription is filled), loud, stench of “feces and urine”, security ask for bribes, even Indians don’t like passing through this airport.

2. Cairo, Egypt
   Why? Lots of good reports lately may actually get Cairo off the Worst List, but it won’t be seeing a spot on the Best List anytime soon. However, we still fondly remember the reports of rats, dogs, lice, questionable yet expensive food, “immigration here are real asses”, bathroom attendants hold people captive when they are not tipped, disgusting bathrooms, foul odors, metal and plastic seats, dirty, insufficient seating, security ask for bribes, passports are taken and are sometimes difficult to retrieve.

3. Chicago O’Hare, Illinois
   Why? “Crap”, “O’Hell”, Uncomfortable hard plastic seats with armrests, often crowded with travellers stranded due to a snow storm, lots of security announcements, air-conditioning too cold (Children’s play area is the only place with heat), smells like “feet and broccoli”, noise, “long walks” to find food, fluorescent lights buzz continuously.

4. Delhi, India
   Why? Uncomfortable hard seating with armrests, filthy floor, air-conditioning is too high, smells of insecticide and stale cigarettes, mice, “dozens of Indians will stand over you and stare”, used syringes spotted in the bathroom, crowded.

5. Jakarta, Indonesia
   Why? Uncomfortable seating, possible requests for your passport “for safekeeping”, security will want bribes, squat toilets, crazy people, women will likely have problems travelling alone here, “poor people may attack you”.

6. Kiev, Ukraine
   Why? Security want bribes, too cold, loud and incorrect announcements, poor lighting, “looks like a prison”, “looks like a refugee camp”, hard seats, squat toilets, cleaners will give you the scrub brush and tell you to clean the bathroom yourself if it is not to your liking.

7. Lagos, Nigeria
   Why? Reports of murders, filthy, lack of comfort and facilities, airline workers ask for bribes, knifepoint robberies at the airport, “bottled water” is questionable, rats, little seating, overflowing toilets, immigration officials “kidnap” passports, report of passengers being mugged on the tarmac.

8. Moscow Sheremetyevo, Russia
   Why? Poor lighting, dirty, unsafe, small clusters of plastic seating, you have to pay to use the bathrooms, looting of luggage by baggage handlers, metal benches, noisy TVs, awful food, “scariest in the world…[deserving] a new icon of fright”, “ghastly place”, “Longest night of my life”, crowded with mafia types, seats don’t exist, strange characters.

9. Paris Charles de Gaulle, France
   Why? CDG is on the verge of becoming the worst airport simply because it is suppose to be a first class airport worthy of a first class city. Instead, even third world nations would reject it. The citizens of France are astonished and ashamed of its poor state. Reasons: dirty, ugly, rude staff, inconvenient, expensive food, plastic seating with armrests, steal benches, noise, mean security, high air-conditioning, homeless people, “What a dump”, dogs piss and shit on the floor.

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Wah, ada bandara Soekarno Hatta disana.. Bandara yang jadi pintu gerbang utama para turis asing, bukannya ditata rapih, malahan cenderung ga keurus. Memang benar bandara Soekarno Hatta sudah tidak layak, tempat duduk yang tidak mencukupi, toilet yang bau, belum lagi kalo harus lari-larian antar gate.

Coba liat negara sebelah kita, Singapura dengan Changi Airport, lalu Malaysia dengan Kuala Lumpur International Airport-nya, kapan kita kaya gitu? Katanya Visit Indonesia 2008?